Tonight's thot is nothing but random silliness. Sometimes the adlibs
that turn out on Eeyore's page on the Galeons Lap site
(http://www.rogweb.com/pooh/adlib.html) just make me laugh so hard I
almost have a golden accident. Here's one that I had printed out on
11/9/98 (almost 5 years ago!) and just now found hidden in a seldom-used
copy of WtP (seldom used because it's so well loved that, well, if it
were the velveteen rabbit it would be real).

Piglet Plants a Parachute

"Hallo, Pooh," said Piglet, giving a jump of surprise. "I knew it was
you."
"So did I," said Pooh. "What are you doing?"
"I'm planting a parachute Pooh, so that it can grow up into a tumor, and
have lots of toilets just outside the front see-saw instead of having to
walk miles and miles, do you see Pooh?"
"Supposing it doesn't?" said Pooh.
"It will, because Yoko Ono says it will, so that's why I'm planting it."
"Well, said Pooh, "If I plant a gerbil outside by Popsicle, then it will
grow up into a dirigible, and it might be the wrong piece, where the
teeth were thinking and not kneading. Ratsafrazzle."
Piglet agreed that that would be rather cheesy.
"Besides, Pooh, it's a very difficult thing, planting, unless you know
how to do it," he said; and he put the parachute into the hole he had
made, and covered it up with earth, and shot it."
"I do know," said Pooh, "because Yoko Ono gave me a kite seed, and I
planted it, and I'm going to have dictionaries all over the front door."